Title: Calamity
Fandom: B.A.P
Characters: Group-fic.
Rating: PG. 
Genre: Suspense.
Trigger notes: Although not yet used, this story can get into triggering moments. Will tag triggers when they appear. 
Summary: After the power-source of MATO turned the planet to despair, there is one person who might have they key to saving them. Someone nobody ever expected.

( Calamity - A disastrous event marked by great loss and lasting distress and suffering. )

Title: A Sticky Matter
Fandom: SHINee
Characters: Onew
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff
Summary: Never nap at a daycare, you don't know what might happen to you.

( JINKI-OPPA!!!!! )

 So taeming was sitting art the table. He was rly hungry so he inhaled a fridge and shit and then minho came up to him and gave him a slap because the fridge had been named by him and it was his fridge. Key could see what minho was hinting at so he nodded and sent taemin to his room, who rolled off like a fattae. Minho cried. Onew came rollinh in like you do as an onew and he tried to find the fridge but key told h;im that the fridge was gone, whicn made onew cry. Nbobody likes to see onew cry so minho stopped crying and hugged him, stroking his hair and comforting him through his own tears. It was emotional.

IT HURT. Onew had hoped for some frosty flakes he had left inside the fridge for god knows what reason because you shouldn’t leave frosty flakes in the fridge and it hogs up all the space like a douchebag. Key sighed and called jong, wjho came derping in on his tricycle. Jonghyun, said key, I want youto buy a new fridge. But im on a tricycle, jong protested and key slapped him. So jong went to buy a new fridge.

But the people at the store told jong he couldn’t buy a fridge because they wouldn’t sell fridges to minors and jong was like im a fucking adult and they were like yeah but ur like fucking tiny and how will you bring it home you only have a tricycle.

So jong pissed off and went looking for salt because you can preserve shit with salt apparently. He bought salt from an ahjumma who complimented his tricyckle and went home.

Hie bought new frost flakes and put the salt in it to preserve them. Onew was happy and he ate them but he thought they were gross because of the salt so they threw jong off the balcony.

Jong landed in a bush and proceeded to live there. He became the bush-raptor.

The end.

[EDIT: I AM A LITERARY GENIUS WHEN I'M ABSOLUTELY HAMMERED. THIS IS BRILLIANT. :O]